Eric Bana in 'Troy'

Films about Ancient Greece or Rome will always pique my interest - if nothing else, they usually offer more scantily clad Hollywood beefcake than you're likely to find in your average romantic comedy or courtroom drama. And so I went along to see Troy (2004), although I was starting to feel mighty dubious about director Wolfgang Peterson after he made The Perfect Storm (2000).

I found little to enjoy in Troy, but there is one brief moment when Hector (Eric Bana) is preparing for some battle or other that was pretty hot.

New Year's Hot Guy

The byline says Film stuff and hot guys but my relentless obsession with Doctor Who was bound to start blog-clogging. Anyway, here's a hot guy - Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984). Ford was at his physical peak around this period, and it didn't hurt that he was lovingly photographed by master cinematographers such as Douglas Slocombe (the Indiana Jones films), Jordan Cronenweth (Blade Runner) and Peter Suschitzky (The Empire Strikes Back).

"I just want my kids back"

Saw The Mist a couple of nights ago. Awesome film - rave review coming soon. In the meantime, for your viewing pleasure, the star of The Mist, Thomas Jane...

The totally heterosexual Ricky Martin.

Yeah, I know the photo's old. So what?

A good look...

The beard works, Matt.

Cute...

I'm gonna try and not get too gay porn or NSFW here, but you gotta admit, this is pretty cute...

Hollywood set to blandify another hottie...

Crunching his abs and dropping the pounds to play the Green Hornet.

Et tu, Seth Rogen? Well, it was nice while it lasted...

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